For all you mommies....
I saw this online and thought it was really cute. It is a re-make of the books "If you give a mouse a cookie"

Enjoy! (Author unknown)
If you give a mom a muffin, She'll want a cup of coffee to go with it.
She'll pour herself some. Her three-year-old will spill the coffee.
She'll wipe it up. Wiping the floor, she'll find dirty socks.
She'll remember she has to do laundry.
When she puts the laundry in the washer, She'll trip over boots and bump into the freezer. Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to plan for supper. She will get out a pound of hamburger.
She'll look for her cookbook ("101 Things To Do With a Pound of Hamburger"). The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail.
She will see the phone bill, which is due tomorrow. She will look for her checkbook.
The check book is in her purse that is being dumped out by her two-year-old.
She'll smell something funny. She'll change the two year old's diaper. While she is changing the diaper, the phone will ring.
Her five-year-old will answer and hang up.
She'll remember she wants to phone a friend for coffee.
Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup.
And chances are... If she has a cup of coffee, Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it.

4 Comments:
I love it...that is so funny and so true!
Oh how true this is!! LOVE it!!
love it, and can relate!!
haha, funny stuff.
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